once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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