I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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