That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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