4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Randomize
