i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So much rum. So many feels.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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