it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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