every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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