Dual....:-)
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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