I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
pray to the hookup gods
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
