So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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