Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
honey bunches of taint.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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