dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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