Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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