Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
