I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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