do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
