it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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