I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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