I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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