We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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