i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can't put those talents on a resume
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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