I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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