Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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