no, he came in my armpit
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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