He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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