How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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