Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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