Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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