ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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