Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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