You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
