Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
