I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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