she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my poor anus
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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