Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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