So drunk its hurt
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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