there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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