Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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