Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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