I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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