seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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