Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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