We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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