My friends, they love my intelligence
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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