even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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