I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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