So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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