We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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