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As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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