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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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